we must save the whales because without them we become one step closer to being the fattest species alive
hey sheldon, what’s up?
the ceiling, of course
[extensively long laugh track, continuing on for minutes, breaking on hours. audience members are slowly dying of laughter, unable to stop. the actors want to cry out in grief for them to stop, but they are on set. it is a massive tragedy]
hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen
actual worst dad denethor throwing some real shade
An actual picture of me in school
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard